Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Catching up on the news

As Shelley told you all , I got the itis when we were in Bangkok that left me bedridden for a day with a high fever. While I hate being sick, I have to say that getting sick in Thailand is much better than getting sick in East Asia. For one, all you have to do is turn off the a/c and it is 80 degrees in your room in 10 minutes. No better way to deal with fever chills. Also, my wife found Ritz crackers. Ritz! I haven't seen Ritz crackers in so long. But by far, the best part of being sick in Bangkok is the satellite television in the hotels that give me access to plenty of English channels to watch on TV. For those of you reading this in America in front of your movie screens with 780 channels in 3d while you surf lightning fast 4G internet on your i-things while a free-range capuchean monkey feeds you organic dates and macadamia nuts, let me put this in perspective. In East Asia, I bought cable last year for the World Cup. Why? Because it is the one thing on East Asian television that I would ever care to watch. I had to pay for a year of it to use it for 3 weeks, but I had no problem with that. And after those 3 weeks, I haven't used it since then. Why you ask? Because apart from communist news, national propaganda movies against the Japanese, and badminton tournaments, there is nothing else on my cable. That makes satellite TV in Bangkok a delight. Although ESPN was ESPN Asia broadcast out of Hong Kong, I was still able to watch the Washington-Arizona game (no I'm not a Pac-10 fan, but it was college basketball nonetheless), 2 British Premier League soccer matches, NFL highlights, and an Australian Open match (I don't care too much about soccer or tennis, but I care about them much more than badminton). When Shelley came in the room, I got kind of tired of sports, and so we decided to start watching the available news channels. I learned so much from watching news channels from outside of the US. For example, I learned that Al Jazeera is not a terrorist network that Osama Bin Laden uses to broadcast his threats. It is actually a legitimate, and very well balanced news station. It just turns out that when Bin Laden wants to get a message to the world, he sends it to Al Jazeera, the same way any criminal who wants to send out a crazy ransom message would send it to the largest news media outlet available. The "Russia Today" channel however, hates America, and it is obvious from their broadcasting. Meanwhile, the BBC hates Tony Blair, CNN also joined in the Blair hatred, probably because it was connected to Bush hatred, and Fox News... well lets just say Fox News isn't allowed on Bangkok television. I imagine that is because at some point Sarah Palin said that Des Moines is the capitol of Thailand and Glenn Beck said something about how eating chicken pad thai led to the godless-Darwinist-democratic-Communist-Obamasamuslim state of America today.

Who would've thought that of all the things to enjoy while being sick, Al Jazeera and Ritz crackers would have joined the list. Either way, I'm better now and at the beach, and I thought I would share with you other great things about Thailand:

1. Sunsets- They are always impressive over the ocean here. We face west, so it is great because on the Atlantic, you have to wake up early to catch a beautiful sunrise. Here you just have to be outside and you won't miss the sunset.



2. Seafood- Actually Shelley loves this much more than I having grown up in Norfolk. There is a restaurant that we love called Lanta Seafood. You walk up to the front of the restaurant, whatever they've caught that day is on ice, you choose which one you want, what flavoring you want, and they throw it on the grill and bring it to your table. Shel and I opted for seabass with garlic pepper last night.

3. Lime soda- Josh introduced me to these a few years back. They are called Manao, and they are made by Schweppes, the same company that makes ginger ale and tonic water, but so far I can only find them in Thailand. Do you remember the Fresca craze in America? Everyone loved Fresca. But the first time you tasted Fresca, you thought to yourself "They like this stuff? It is lacking something. It is kind of sweet, and kind of lemon-lime like, but also kind of cough-syrup like." Fresca was a lot like the sticky hard ribbon candy that sat for years at your grandma's house. Yet, you still said you loved it because everyone else was loving it. Well Schweppes Manao is all that was missing in Fresca (mostly because it isn't a sugar free diet soda). It is a really good lime soda. Now I drink one a day. I have introduced them to other people who like them as well. I just hope they aren't really bad like Fresca and other people are saying "this is terrible, but he really loves them, so maybe its just me. I'll keep drinking them and say I love them too." If that is the case, Josh started it.

4. Fruit shakes- Who knew that cutting up watermelon, a banana, or pineapple, adding ice and a little sugar water and blending for 15 seconds could lead to the most refreshing drink of all time? I order at least 3 of these a day here. So many, that when we got to the beach, Lon, the lady who runs the place remembered me from three years ago and said "shake boy back! Tomorrow I must go buy more banana!"

5. Siam Center- This is a giant mall in the heart of Bangkok that sells nothing at all that I can afford. Literally, on the 7th floor there is an Aston Martin showroom, with an Aston Martin that you can touch. However, it does have a foodcourt with a Burger King, a Dairy Queen, and this little addition: Yes. Krispy Kreme has come straight from North Carolina all the way to Bangkok. What this picture doesn't show is the wrap around line to order your doughnuts. Either way, we waited and paid the international premium of 8 dollars a dozen for glazed. They were hot and put us into a diabetic ecstasy the likes of which we haven't experienced in quite a while. The biggest bonus was that we got to introduce some of our East Asian friends to this hometown treat. After eating one, one of my friends put his head in his hands and said "I'm dizzy. Too much sugar." They were giggling likes drunks on the tram back to the hotel from the sugar high. There is nothing in East Asia that has the sugar content of a Krispy Kreme doughnut.

6. Riots- No we haven't seen any since we've been here thank goodness. It seems that all has calmed down in Bangkok for now. But last year they totally ruined the tourist industry, which is a large part of the Thai economy. That means that in order to draw tourists back a year later, every thing has remained about the same price as the last time we were here 3 years ago. This is awesome when you consider how the dollar has fallen and prices have risen everywhere else. Our first year here, it was approximately 40 baht to the dollar and a room at the beach was about 2100 baht a night (a little more than 50 dollars US to divide by 3 people back when we were single). A year later, the baht was 30 to the dollar and a room was 2300 (a little less than 75 dollars US). That was a 50 percent increase in one year. At that rate, we wouldn't be able to come to Thailand much longer. Throw in a couple of coup d'etats and some violent rioting in the nation's capitol, and here we are 3 years later, the exchange rate and prices are the same as when we left. And, the riots seemed to have left the Aston Martins in tact.

All in all, we still love Thailand, and are so thankful to be able to get time off in such a beautiful location.

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