Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Catching up on the news

As Shelley told you all , I got the itis when we were in Bangkok that left me bedridden for a day with a high fever. While I hate being sick, I have to say that getting sick in Thailand is much better than getting sick in East Asia. For one, all you have to do is turn off the a/c and it is 80 degrees in your room in 10 minutes. No better way to deal with fever chills. Also, my wife found Ritz crackers. Ritz! I haven't seen Ritz crackers in so long. But by far, the best part of being sick in Bangkok is the satellite television in the hotels that give me access to plenty of English channels to watch on TV. For those of you reading this in America in front of your movie screens with 780 channels in 3d while you surf lightning fast 4G internet on your i-things while a free-range capuchean monkey feeds you organic dates and macadamia nuts, let me put this in perspective. In East Asia, I bought cable last year for the World Cup. Why? Because it is the one thing on East Asian television that I would ever care to watch. I had to pay for a year of it to use it for 3 weeks, but I had no problem with that. And after those 3 weeks, I haven't used it since then. Why you ask? Because apart from communist news, national propaganda movies against the Japanese, and badminton tournaments, there is nothing else on my cable. That makes satellite TV in Bangkok a delight. Although ESPN was ESPN Asia broadcast out of Hong Kong, I was still able to watch the Washington-Arizona game (no I'm not a Pac-10 fan, but it was college basketball nonetheless), 2 British Premier League soccer matches, NFL highlights, and an Australian Open match (I don't care too much about soccer or tennis, but I care about them much more than badminton). When Shelley came in the room, I got kind of tired of sports, and so we decided to start watching the available news channels. I learned so much from watching news channels from outside of the US. For example, I learned that Al Jazeera is not a terrorist network that Osama Bin Laden uses to broadcast his threats. It is actually a legitimate, and very well balanced news station. It just turns out that when Bin Laden wants to get a message to the world, he sends it to Al Jazeera, the same way any criminal who wants to send out a crazy ransom message would send it to the largest news media outlet available. The "Russia Today" channel however, hates America, and it is obvious from their broadcasting. Meanwhile, the BBC hates Tony Blair, CNN also joined in the Blair hatred, probably because it was connected to Bush hatred, and Fox News... well lets just say Fox News isn't allowed on Bangkok television. I imagine that is because at some point Sarah Palin said that Des Moines is the capitol of Thailand and Glenn Beck said something about how eating chicken pad thai led to the godless-Darwinist-democratic-Communist-Obamasamuslim state of America today.

Who would've thought that of all the things to enjoy while being sick, Al Jazeera and Ritz crackers would have joined the list. Either way, I'm better now and at the beach, and I thought I would share with you other great things about Thailand:

1. Sunsets- They are always impressive over the ocean here. We face west, so it is great because on the Atlantic, you have to wake up early to catch a beautiful sunrise. Here you just have to be outside and you won't miss the sunset.



2. Seafood- Actually Shelley loves this much more than I having grown up in Norfolk. There is a restaurant that we love called Lanta Seafood. You walk up to the front of the restaurant, whatever they've caught that day is on ice, you choose which one you want, what flavoring you want, and they throw it on the grill and bring it to your table. Shel and I opted for seabass with garlic pepper last night.

3. Lime soda- Josh introduced me to these a few years back. They are called Manao, and they are made by Schweppes, the same company that makes ginger ale and tonic water, but so far I can only find them in Thailand. Do you remember the Fresca craze in America? Everyone loved Fresca. But the first time you tasted Fresca, you thought to yourself "They like this stuff? It is lacking something. It is kind of sweet, and kind of lemon-lime like, but also kind of cough-syrup like." Fresca was a lot like the sticky hard ribbon candy that sat for years at your grandma's house. Yet, you still said you loved it because everyone else was loving it. Well Schweppes Manao is all that was missing in Fresca (mostly because it isn't a sugar free diet soda). It is a really good lime soda. Now I drink one a day. I have introduced them to other people who like them as well. I just hope they aren't really bad like Fresca and other people are saying "this is terrible, but he really loves them, so maybe its just me. I'll keep drinking them and say I love them too." If that is the case, Josh started it.

4. Fruit shakes- Who knew that cutting up watermelon, a banana, or pineapple, adding ice and a little sugar water and blending for 15 seconds could lead to the most refreshing drink of all time? I order at least 3 of these a day here. So many, that when we got to the beach, Lon, the lady who runs the place remembered me from three years ago and said "shake boy back! Tomorrow I must go buy more banana!"

5. Siam Center- This is a giant mall in the heart of Bangkok that sells nothing at all that I can afford. Literally, on the 7th floor there is an Aston Martin showroom, with an Aston Martin that you can touch. However, it does have a foodcourt with a Burger King, a Dairy Queen, and this little addition: Yes. Krispy Kreme has come straight from North Carolina all the way to Bangkok. What this picture doesn't show is the wrap around line to order your doughnuts. Either way, we waited and paid the international premium of 8 dollars a dozen for glazed. They were hot and put us into a diabetic ecstasy the likes of which we haven't experienced in quite a while. The biggest bonus was that we got to introduce some of our East Asian friends to this hometown treat. After eating one, one of my friends put his head in his hands and said "I'm dizzy. Too much sugar." They were giggling likes drunks on the tram back to the hotel from the sugar high. There is nothing in East Asia that has the sugar content of a Krispy Kreme doughnut.

6. Riots- No we haven't seen any since we've been here thank goodness. It seems that all has calmed down in Bangkok for now. But last year they totally ruined the tourist industry, which is a large part of the Thai economy. That means that in order to draw tourists back a year later, every thing has remained about the same price as the last time we were here 3 years ago. This is awesome when you consider how the dollar has fallen and prices have risen everywhere else. Our first year here, it was approximately 40 baht to the dollar and a room at the beach was about 2100 baht a night (a little more than 50 dollars US to divide by 3 people back when we were single). A year later, the baht was 30 to the dollar and a room was 2300 (a little less than 75 dollars US). That was a 50 percent increase in one year. At that rate, we wouldn't be able to come to Thailand much longer. Throw in a couple of coup d'etats and some violent rioting in the nation's capitol, and here we are 3 years later, the exchange rate and prices are the same as when we left. And, the riots seemed to have left the Aston Martins in tact.

All in all, we still love Thailand, and are so thankful to be able to get time off in such a beautiful location.

Friday, January 21, 2011

trouble in paradise

last night jarred went to bed feeling like crap and woke up this morning even worse. bronchitis and the flu have swept through tons of people we know here and today jarred has been throwing up and shivering under the covers with a high fever. if there is anything worse than being sick, it is being sick while you aren't at home. and if it couldn't get any worse, tomorrow we leave here to head to the beach. yuck. the flu while flying to vacation. i am so sad for him.
other than that however, the past few days here have been awesome. great content. great connections with old friends, including my friend morgan that i know from all the way back in high school and her great husband dave. and new meetings, including our good family friends larry and sally's nephew charlie. and did i mention that yesterday i ate a whopper jr. and tacos? delicious.
all for now, off to comfort my sick hubby and hope i don't get it in the process. if only wives and moms could figure out that dilemma...

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

paradise

saturday it was freezing. jarred and i were in our apartment for the majority of the day and our fingers and toes were numb. ugh. and 24 hours later we landed in bangkok, rode the sky train into the city, and walked out into the mid-80's heat. paradise. most of our friends left friday at the end of our semester to go home for 6 or so weeks and we left home. thailand always comes at the perfect time. talking to friends here, about everyone was ready for a break. the past 2 months have been tiring, so we especially are stoked for the next 2 and a half weeks. internet has been hard to get, so emails will be few and far between. but i know that i have a lot of backblogging to do about christmas (seems like FOREVER ago) and i'll try to get up some pics of us here. all for now, i'm off to eat western food and drink a thai milk tea (a million thanks to michael nunn for the introduction!)...

Thursday, January 13, 2011

To the village in a rented lemon

Last Saturday, we made a trip to visit one of our friends in her village. While we have been to East Asian villages before, this was different because I ended up driving to the village. Since I don't own a vehicle, I had to rent one. This was a new East Asian experience. For one thing, East Asian don't take care of rented things like in America. This van was evidence. When we got halfway on the supposed 3 hour journey, I noticed that the temperature gauge was running on hot. So we stopped and let it cool down. Plenty of water in the coolant tank, shouldn't be a problem. Then we started going again, and it heated up just a few miles down the road, so we stopped again. Then we heard a noise. When I finally got to the highway exit, I pulled off, and heard the same noise that I heard in our driver's van the other week before his engine dropped off. I was at this point 4 1/2 hours from home, not planning on staying overnight, broken down in a car that wasn't mine. They don't have 24 hour road service in East Asia. When I called the rental company, the guy said "take it to get it fixed and stay there until it is fixed and drive it back, no problem." I told him "Big problem. I'm coming back tonight and leaving the van here and you can fix it." This was not in his worldview of what actually could happen, and it probably wasn't according to the way business works here, but I was so angry that I didn't care and made it a part of his worldview when I left the van there and he had to come and get it a day later. Here is a picture of some really angry dudes who were rented a lemon and their attack dog:Luckily, Josh had already driven down in his van ahead of us, and it worked fine, so he came to pick us up and take us to our friends village while our friend had the broken down rental towed to a repair shop. It turns out that the village was really beautiful. It is one of the largest vegetable farming villages in all of East Asia. While there, Josh and Daniel got to slaughter chickens, and Max got to eat chicken entrails. We also ate more meat than a Brazilian barbeque restaurant. Here is a picture of the pretty tomato fields.


Max also couldn't figure out how this water buffalo calf wouldn't play like all the other dogs. He could never get in the right position for an appropriate butt sniffing, probably more to his benefit than he could imagine. But it didn't stop him from trying to play. He annoyed this poor calf half to death.


As we approached the end of the day, we ate dinner and enjoyed an amazing sunset.


Here is a picture of all of us with our friend who lives at this village and invited us. We were really thankful for all of her help with the car and her hospitality. They slaughtered a hog for us. That is big deal in East Asia. We missed the hog slaughtering because the car broke down, but at least we got to see the chicken slaughtering.

Luckily, Josh drove us back home so we didn't have to stay overnight in the village and get stuffed with more meat. A couple of days after we got back, I went back to the rental to recoup my deposit from the rental company. The guy said, "you made me go to get the car, so you should have to pay for the trip back." As soon as my brain hemmhorage settled down and the steam finished draining through my ears, I responded "I put in a full tank of gas and only used a half before it broke down, you had enough to get back, so I helped you pay for your trip back." He said "it wasn't enough." So I said "Your problem. Your car broke down, it wasn't my fault." After back and forth arguing with him, I finally got my deposit back. It made me long for Hertz, where 1. The car would't have broken down, 2. If it did they would have sent someone to give me a new car, 3. They wouldn't want me to help pay for their car breaking down. All in all it made what was going to be a fun day more stressful. What Shelley called her least favorite day in East Asia.

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